[quote=@Howler]
Ladies and gentlemen, I present my triumphant return.

On a more serious note, I am tremendously sorry I was not able to follow through on getting a post up before I left. Events conspired against me, but I still should have wrung something out to move it along.

I'll get it all going ASAP and I hope I haven't lost you lot in the meantime.
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We're lost. Oh so lost, wandering around in the desert. Wait, no, that's my people, not me. 

Nope; we're here, we're queer, get used to it! :P