[quote=@Dervish]
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Stahp making Do'Karth be all conflicted dawg.

"Yay! This one gets a seat and a chance to not drow...

Godsdamnit, Solveig, Jorwen's going to kill Do'Karth."
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I'm imagining Solveig smacking face-first into the beam and sliding down Looney Toons style. You know, arms and legs straight out, with a windshield wiper sound effect in the background.