[quote=@knighthawk]
[b][i][u]JUST[/u][/i][/b] under his tatami? For shame... What about the movable floorboard? The fact that all of his walls are actually 6 inches closer for the hidden compartments? The wide chandelier to hide the roof compartment, the chandelier itself to house dozen of thrown glass shurikens. 

Ninjas today, bunch of slackers... *pulls his pants up under his armpits and goes off to find a prunejuice.*
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Movable floorboard!? 

What is this, the Four Seasons!?

I don't know how ninja's are doing it [b]now a days[/b] but back when Holden was having the fundamentals beaten into him instead of going to daycare he was taught actual skills, not to rely on such [i]unnecessary[/i] [u][b]luxuries[/b][/u]. Anyone who can't kill 4 intruders in less than ten seconds with the kunai under their tatami is someone who shouldn't have a tatami in the first place.  

Seriously...a chandelier, really...

Ninjas today, they're all so soft... *pulls his pants up [b]higher[/b] under his armpits and goes off to [b]make[/b] prune juice [b]from scratch[/b].*

I believe this is where I drop the proverbial mic, yes?