[quote=@T Risket]
Hey guys-literally posting right now, just givein my shit a quick reread for all those blatant errors I will still somehow miss. 

Also please forgive if my writing is a tad rougher than you lot, I can tell from the first posts yall are some damn good writers.
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Don't worry about it, fam, your post is good. Also, now I want a cold drink. I blame you and your hard rootbeer.
By the way, I think some paragraphs were repeated.