You know what? We need some real American heroes on this list, none of dem posers n shit.

Michael Bay

[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Michael.bay.png[/img]

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 

[img]http://www.thesmokersclub.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/camacho.jpg[/img]

This shifty lookin' but on point kebab seller

[img]http://www.turkishguletcharter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bodrum-turkey-kebab.jpg[/img]

A bowl of spicy hot buffalo wings

[img]http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/buffalo-wings.jpg[/img]

These may not be the heroes America wants, but they are the heroes it needs o7

*manly tears*
*manlier sniffles*
*even malier tissue blowing*
*manliest tears yet*

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