[quote=@Hellis]
Tonka was surely a kindergarten teacher in his previous life. 
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[color=39b54a]"Alright you little runts, listen up, we're going to learn the alphabet or whatever today. HEY! HAK! PUT DOWN THE UNDETONATED MUNITION UNTIL RECESS!

Ahem.

A is for Aralakh, the burning sun above!
B is for bomb, for which you use to kill all of your foes.
C is for carnivores, which all want to eat you!
D is for destruction, just look around ya!
E is for enormous, which Kalros truly is
F is for firefight, what a time to be alive!
G is for grenade, like a smaller, more personal bomb
H is for human, the only aliens with which we get along
I is for infirmary, what the Arlakht is that?
J is for justice, which the krogan are owed
K is for, say it with me class: I AM KROGAN!
L is for logistics, you need food to survive
M is for machine-gun, when you really hate your foe!
N is for nuclear, like the bombs that trashed our world
O is for Omega, a place we all hold dear!
P is for pyjak, the little shits that roam the land
Q is for quarian, cough on 'em and they die
R is for ryncol, wait until you're grown up, kids
S is for snipers, don't let anyone tell you that's cowardly
T is for TUCHANKA! Our home so great
U is for unification, something krogan will never do
V is for varren, they'll eat you alive
W is for war, a krogan's favourite thing!
X is for xenos, those filthy other aliens
Y is for you, who will grow up big and strong!
Z is for Zebra, because human animals are hilarious.

Now go have fun playing toss the munitions, kids!"

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