[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
You forgot the theme song! Though, we have to ask: what is the theme song?

I vote for Steppenwolf's Monster!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk3sURDS4IA[/youtube]
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That'll work. I remember when I was a kid my dad insisted that song was a necessary primer to American history. 

I had the strange urge to post one of those quaint af Schoolhouse Rock videos on American history to accompany the first post. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBBTF0Wg7dY]Like this one or something[/url]. Didn't end up posting anything like that, mostly because getting this shit organized was an SoB. Probably the last time I'll replace [i]all[/i] the events.