The lost battalion was just standing around, minding their own business, passing around some cheeseburgers and having a nice lunch. Of course, this lunch is violently interrupted by a large, drunken mess of a man, most likely naked and on several different drugs. The drunken man ran up to them, screamed in their faces, snatched their cheeseburgers, and proceeded to ram the burgers down each and every one of their throats, until the drunken man was surrounded by countless corpses. The psychopath finished his rampage by dragging the bodies into the shape of Florida. 

Florida man, a TRUE American hero.