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So since you guys all like RWBY, here ya go. Cute stories of romancing each of them. Blake's and Yang's have nice puns based on their titles.

Even though I've never seen RWBY, Ruby is mine and I will stab you if you touch her. She's cute. 

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http://neo-chan7.deviantart.com/art/Red-Riding-Hood-and-the-Wolf-564364069

http://neo-chan7.deviantart.com/art/Beauty-and-the-Wolf-537301293

http://neo-chan7.deviantart.com/art/Snow-White-and-the-Wolf-529961014

http://neo-chan7.deviantart.com/art/Goldilocks-and-the-Wolf-578773574


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Good; Ruby's annoying. Yang dibs.

[quote=@DarkwolfX37]
"Alley dog" really doesn't sound good.
Can anyone come up with a canine equiv to "alley cat" for me?
"Stray dog" or "stray mutt" don't really give me what I'm looking for.
I'm looking for something cute-ish but still insulting, and would make for something that would be commonly said. 
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Professor Jelavić.