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Hello! And welcome back to the Fourth of July hunger games. Last time we watched the cruel vicissitudes of peperony and chease. Washington is dead. Uncle Sam is dead. Jackie Kennedy and the Lost Battalion have also met their fates. But this is just the beginning. The Democratic vote has become dominate, cheeseburgers are abound, and the people gather to uphold Leninism-Stalinism-Maoism-Brobyburgerism thought. Let's see what happens next!

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Jeff Goldblum, ah, he thinks, he thinks you should maybe, ah, call a doctor... or something? Yeh?

Betty white is a beast btw. Sherman gonna be jealous. 

Kissinger was defeated by Abe in the ol' game of Basketyballs, but he can't take that shit lying down. He smashes that hoop like it were a village full of innocent Cambodians, and the damage is so total that the Grand Wizard can't take it. Forest is dead. Shelby Foote eat your heart out. peperony and chease.

Abe and Sacajawea don't seem to understand the rules. Pochahontas, maybe inspired by Leninism-Stalinism-Maoism-Brobyburgerism thought, seeks freedom in the north. That could for her mean anything between Maryland and the Eskimo-y part of Quebec. Tommy Jeff, Guy Fieri, Will Smith, and Michael Bay read each other Tom Clancy books. I can see all of them getting into it but Jefferson; Jefferson reading a Clancy story and enjoying it would be a surprise. This is a guy after all who hated the entire idea of a military.

An interesting party gets in the White House. Who let them in I wonder? Did Trump, even though he voted Democrat, manage to get behind the resolute desk? Or does Roosevelt still have spare keys? I could see maybe Nic Cage knowing a secret passage in that maybe was once used by John Adams to go to and from anger management sessions. This alt universe Trump is interesting too because not only is he willing to sleep in the same building as minorities, but he is apparently willing to sleep in the same building with [i]thousands[/i] of minorities. 

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The WBC looses sight of the flag. Which is to say, they once had a flag from the Cornucopia at the beginning, and now they have lost it. Good work.

MLK is back at his old tricks, curing race relations and leading America to a more equitable future. He convinces a redneck that the Dream he once had wasn't to come over the mountain and see food stamps. Religious proselytizing happens. Hot Wings order pizza, which I think is something more of a reunion than a meal. Chairman Brobyburger launches the peoples rockets into the vile fortress of bourgeois oppression. Arnold S. does the sorts of things that aren't crazy surprising; he lifted a grown man, and now he explores his sexuality in California. Lee and Lebron put aside their differences of opinion regarding the retail value of the latter and look into the sky wondering how they could possibly have evolved from the same species as one another. Murphy takes duty seriously. Obama, who has thus far drank a beer and sung country music, is turning out more the redneck than our redneck. Meanwhile the only man to vote Republican thus far is brutally executed (peperony and chease), and Millard Fillmore protects his valued sausages away from a formidable team.

That'll be it for now, wait for more when we return and see what happens on the second day! And remember to uphold Leninism-Stalinism-Maoism-Brobyburgerism thought.