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[u][b]What Do?[/b][/u]
	1. Build castle near resources
	2. PM me to secretly build units
	3. Go forth and make other Spam Lords your [s]bitch[/s] vassals
	4. Become king of shitty drawing
	5. Get mad because I give up before you get that far

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[u]Lord Idiot X of the Village[/u] is inside [u]Lady Liberty[/u]
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[u]Lord Guy of the Netcherlands[/u] sinks his shaft deep into the moist earth, while [u]the Great Narrator[/u] reflects on his continuing need to make dick jokes.
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What an epic!
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