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Welcome back to the Fourth of July Hunger Games! We've saw the rise of Brobyburgerism. We've seen murder, and basketball, and Betty White sleeping naked. Let's find out what happens next!

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The peoples proletarian democratic revolution spreads across America. Comrade Will Smith and Comrade Jesus are dedicated to establishing the workers state. Uphold Brobyburger-Will Smith-Jesus thought!

Lafayette represents the reactionary vote, and he assaults Americans most forgotten presidents with the reactionary's best weapon. I hope Fillmore got to enjoy his sausages before he perished. Peperony and chease.

Cornwallis kills two of America's most absolute bad-asses. Revenge for his defeat by George Washington (peperony and chease)? And he looks so smug about it too, such a smug murdering SOB. Somebody should tell him about the Brexit and wipe that smug smirk right off his murdering face. Nic Cage and Jeff Goldblum create the plot for the next National Treasure. Old people chase each other on motor scooters. And some random guy named Arnold Benecit attempts to murder a Redneck, but that redneck is saved my the flight of a Jefferson.

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[i]"You are my proper-tay
The one hundredth big black guy
Believe when I say
I want even more slaves![/i]

Yeh, I think Lee has the chops.

Chairman Brobyburger explains how the abuses of the capitalist state can not be fixed legislatively, boring Hot Wings long enough that the Chairman could escape to fight another day. And then Sherman... well, damn guy. ISIS is going after the American currency market by getting  rid of the least popular coin. peperony and chease.

florida man most definitely doesn't have good health insurance. florida man is lying. The WBC steals thunder from Mr. Universe while Obama saves his skin from a man who has eaten his fair share of Pork Rinds. Hogan and BLM get confused. 

And also, this really sticks out, Trump builds subdivisions. So far he has voted democrat, stayed in the white house with thousands of black protesters, and now he is actually working on realistic real estate options? Guys, guys, we are dealing with the 90's version of Trump here. This is gawdam Clinton years Trump!

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I think Kissinger still holds a grudge against Abe over the latter's basketball victory. Lebron receives some who knows what, uncertain if any of it will work. Snowden and an Eagle in a scooter chase seems too silly. But Hemingway, Hemingway. Man, why you gotta turn you back on your people?

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This time it looks like we just smeared a black sharpie across a big chunk of the history 

Well that will be it for today. I will be going out of town for a couple of days so we will be on super-temporary hiatus.