I'll take "Up Shits Creek" for $1500, Alex. 

And, I agree with [@Xandrya], because it just makes life easier to agree with women...

Aaaaand the Feds would probably be bigger assholes in the long run. Although, ATL fuzz can be pretty hardcore no doubt, especially toward rich pricks like JJ & Vin. Nate on the other hand would probably end up someone's bitch in the slammer...and, I just derailed my train of thought.

Oh, and whatever you do, don't forget to put the beer bottle down before lighting the bottle rocket that is actually in said beer bottle. Yeah...