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Welcome back to the Fourth of July Hunger Games! Today will be a very special episode of the Hunger games, where we will observe...

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THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES! For those who are foreign or don't know a lot, there was a war between the states in which the part of the country where people pronounce their words won. This'll be a rough facsimile of that war.

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Lafayette, leading a flying detachment of men and women afraid of the feeling the horses underneath their groins inspire, kills some random fuck. the peperony and chease will rise again

Snowden overlooks the ensuing combat and contemplates his roll in the great game. on the front a first charge is sent against the part of his flank with a bridge. Cornwallis and Lebron die heroically beneath the guns of the mustachioed brigade. Kebab and Jeff Goldblum make a second charge, but are killed my the remnants of Broby's Communist-Nudist threesome. That night while Grant patrols the outside of the camp, an unknown enemy shoots him.

The next day see an attempt for the heights. Joe Medicine Crow, the Eagle, Arnold, and Guy die at the foot of the ridgeline. Another attempt at the bridge is taken, bringing down Camacho, Jesus, Will Smith an Kissinger. Meanwhile another excursion against the heights leads to the death of Michael Jordan and the legendary Florida man. And finally, cold and alone in the humid summer heat, Jefferson succumbs to his natural talent for not understanding military matters and he dies cold and alone in a cell.

In retrospect, remind me not to use such specifics events when designing an event. This one came out as the battle over one bridge. 

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peperony and chease. lots and lots of peperony and cheese. We are well beyond halfway.

That will probably be it until tomorrow. The battle of the bridge cost many lives, and we will find ourselves celebrating their memory in the conflict and the bridge that nearly tore a peoples apart. 

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