You know it <3 It's just that because Botan is 'hot' and becoming popular, people try to dehumanize her and make her more of an object than a person. Not everyone cares about who she is, rather it's how gorgeous she is, and how good she looked wet. It's... a problem, a problem he wants to solve quickly, and unlike any other time he'll want a small audience to see him get upset. This is a rumor he will be glad gets circulated. Don't. Fuck. With. Botan xD For the love of god make it a comical case. Some old woman who knows she's dead but doesn't want to leave because she wants to take her shogi set with her, but she can't because she's totes dead, and she's not fucking leaving without her shogi set and she beats the shit out of Botan with her own oar xD