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Welcome back to the Fourth of July Hunger Games! We've seen the blood of patriots water the tree of liberty, and now it is time for the conclusion. Who will win the title of "Most Alive Tribute" and go home with nothing but scars? Let's find out!

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Ron has recently been kicked out of a bar, ate at McDonalds, and now he is drenching his food in hot sauce. He is living one of the most American lives we have seen yet. Their spirits up, our three most aggressive survivors sing about bombs together. Meanwhile, MLK makes exactly the face you make when you receive underwear as a gift. 

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Pokey, like so many Native Americans of her generation, fails to get her vaccinations and dies of some strange western disease. peperony and chease. Ron sobers up and goes hunting for immigrants. Betty White is fucking vicious, and she destroys MLK with shock and awe from above. peperony and chease. A little frightened by Betty's killing move, Lafayette flees to the west. 

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Now America's only surviving tributes are the whitest of the original group. Somewhere, a KKK grand wizard is smiling a toothless smile.

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Ron is going through some things right now, it might be best to just let him alone. Lafayette, who has used the Cuck word before in our games, gets some comeuppance while he hides from Betty White. Betty, meanwhile, fails to launch another murderous explosion, to the thankful sighs of the other two.

So here it is. The final moment. Who will win, who will not win? Drum roll in your brains now. 

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peperony and chease. peperony and chease.

Which means...

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She did it! The crazy old broad did it! She won America! Ron Swanson was put out of his misery with a 'work, and Lafayette dropped the soap, leaving Betty White as our Champion 2016!

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With that, the week closes and the people of the world get ready for some BS holiday like Bastille day or whatever. The smoke settles, and it may be a while before we see the games again. Write your local congressman to see more. 

Meanwhile, here is some stats.

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