I'm here with no fear but I need someone to watch the rear I think I saw a deer so if you would be a dear and take care of it before it comes near I'll reward you with a beer go ahead and use my spear if you miss I won't jeer but if you hit you get a cheer oh look at it leer hurry up just pop it in the ear at the very least it will no longer hear oh no it's crossing the weir we're sure to knock this thing against the pier but only from the top tier so it can land in the bier quickly now before the damn thing moves to disappear call in a musketeer or a buccaneer if you can endear yourself like a puppeteer at a party of hard of hearing children who must rehear this story which of course was written by william shakespeare.