[quote=@Kangutso]
"I wake up to find markings all over my body, and my shell, and I set about finding why they are there and where they came from."

*centuries pass*

"...I have discovered why. A Sculptor decided to draw on me."
[/quote]

grumble grumble vandals grumble grumble

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