[@GeneralNox] Oh, hey there! Great to have you. And I completely get the whole bad poetry thing. I've written a ton of pretentious ones and, yeah, they suck.

[i]Buut[/i], horrible poets unite, spewing words and rhymes that're shite!
May be a pain to the ears, a thing to bring the tears.
Well, that's half the fun. 'least it's (marginally) better than a pun.