[quote=@Cyclone]
[@poog the pig]

[hider=Lifprasil's Adventure]Mammon's snores echoed loudly through the dark depths of his tunnels, deep within the bowels of Galbar. The air itself tasted of evil, and as he sat in his underworld dreaming of how he would make new demons to brutally torture and "test" the denizens of the worlds above, he laughed at how he still passed off some story about being above morality. No, he was very, very [b]evil[/b] and he loved it!

Suddenly, there came the pounding of footsteps! The Corruptor himself opened one eyelid, and the smoldering oculus within pierced through the darkness and saw the approaching figure of a demigod. Lo and behold, it was Lifprasil, Hero of Men, Demigod of...er...Emotions! He was here to kill the Devil and save the day!

Without a word, Mammon's maw opened to reveal rows of daggerlike teeth, and with a mighty roar he spewed fire everywhere. Lifprasil laughed as these pitiful flames were deflected by his Plot Armor, then proceeded to kill Mammon and drink his blood because...uh...he would think of a sensible reason later! Right now, he was just happy to have earned another 10 Might! Now he could finally get around to making that sex dungeon...[/hider]
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Don't forget his loyal sidekick, Belvast the Cat! 

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BsSyRsK.gif[/img]

(And all those other friends that aren't cats.)