[quote=@LokiLeo789]
What if Sin got all that Might....
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The shadowy god of trickery woke up screaming from a terrible nightmare about the horrors of the Korean War! The demons inside his head wouldn't leave him alone. Sighing, he got up and made him a coffee then went out to polish his Gran Torino. Then he got opened his iPad (Even though he was probably one of those annoying old people that just refer to it as a 'computer' because they're ignorant that such a term brings to mind something like a desktop! Seriously, get with it or GTFO you stupid old people!) and after struggling to figure out how to open Facebook for a good fifty years, finally gave up and clicked random buttons. He sighed as he accidentally pulled up his Yahoo! Mail, and briefly wondered why in the hell a company would name themselves Yahoo! with the exclamation point and all. But such thoughts were brushed aside when he saw an intriguing subject line on one email!

[quote=Some email in Vakarlon's inbox]
Subject: Dear Respected One,

Dear Great God,

GREETINGS,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the International web site directory. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am [s]Wumi Abdul[/s] Amartia; the only [s]Daughter[/s] Chaos Spawn of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy [s]cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast[/s] ogre slaver operating in the Venomweald region before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal. When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me and my younger brother HASSAN special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 30th June 2002 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of [s]$12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars)[/s] a fuckload of Might points left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his first Daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance his from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management). Sir, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To provide a Bank account where this [s]money[/s] Might Points would be transferred to.

2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am [s]a girl of 26 years.[/s] some random demigod that nobody trusts

Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas. please feel free to contact ,me via this email address
wumi1000abdul@yahoo.com

Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and [s]God[/s] Amul'Sharar Bless.
Best regards.
Amartia

PLEASE FOR PRIVATE AND SECURITY REASONS,REPLY ME VIA EMAIL: 
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"Hmm, seems legit!" Vakarlon exclaimed to himself, not realizing the irony in that he was the God of Deception falling for a Nigerian Prince scam. He promptly wired all his Might Points to this 'Amartia' fellow!

[center][b]ONE DAY LATER[/b][/center]

Sin giggled as he walked into the local pharmacy, debit card in hand. Oh how he would enjoy all that sweet [s]conned[/s] earned Might that he had acquired through some less than ethical ways. He grabbed fifteen shopping carts and carried them around, because apparently he's as strong as that Ialu fellow that can pummel dragons. When he finally filled each and every one of them to the brim and went to the checkout line. "YOU CAN'T BUY 200 MIGHT'S WORTH OXYCONTIN WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IT FROM BEHIND THE COUNTER?"

"But I wanted to have a party!" he cried.
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