[quote=@Muttonhawk]
And when Zephyrion raised the paper bag from his crownless head, it shone with the radiance of one thousand suns, for not a single hair was present to absorb the gaze of Ull'yang.

The mortals did then lament, with screams of "BAAAALD! BAAAAALD! BAAAAALD!" And they pointed and screamed with terror and wonder. The might so great it was that the corneas of many were brought to a painful simmer.

Perturbed by this eventuality, the mighty storm god pleaded with his thumb near to his forefinger. [b][color=Gold]"Thinning! It's just thinning!"[/color][/b]
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Sin the only bald one.