Clarence on the cover of [u]Smoking Hot Millennial Dads Magazine[/u]. 

[i]"What do I do with my hands," says hottest dad of the century as he poses for a picture, "No, seriously. I'm usually the one taking the pictures, heh." He takes the silver platter prop to his side and acts like he's lining up a mug shot. He makes a face and adjusts his #1 Dad sweater, almost knocking off the 'Hot Dad' mug on the table beside him. "Does anyone even read these magazines? What's a daddy kink? Tumblr? Like the glass? See, I know my lingo. No one says lingo anymore? But I just did."[/i]