[@hagroden]: Joel was flung a few feet, hitting the base of the statue, as indicated in the update. I wanted to give you some more specifics as to his injuries. He's incredibly lucky. There's one crack in his head, bleeding is massive understandably, and it'll need a good deal of stitches. He will live, however. This is just a perilous spot for him to be in, so he won't be getting up anytime soon. He might pass out, he might not. I'll leave the rest of the specifics up to you -- and congratulations on escaping the wrath of Lady Luck!