"and would be fucking" LMAO, you just couldn't stop yourself could you? xD The most I did was reopen the books to remind myself that J.K. is human and that she can write simple sentences like everyone else. "Mr. Dursley blinked and stared at the cat." is such a simple sentence. BUT IT CAME FROM J.K., who is an amazing writer. I might check out the movies again soon, but may skip Deathly Hallows unless it really appeals to me. All of it was just so depressing, and the epilogue was super shit. 

Take your time. Magic shouldn't be rushed, and you're the Hermione of the writing world ;3...*whispers* and I'm Ron xD