[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/tsAJhgf.png[/img][/center] [color=crimson][u][b]NAME[/b][/u][/color] SVENLOTH [color=crimson][u][b]RACE[/b][/u][/color] Elf [color=crimson][u][b]CLASS[/b][/u][/color] Bard [color=crimson][u][b]BIO[/b][/u][/color] Lowkin such as HUMANS, ORCS, and FARM ANIMALS know you as SVENLOTH, though to your fellow Elven brothers, you are; [url=http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ToiTmabvS9]ЅVЄИLФГНІЄИLЄLЦЅЌДЯЅЄИЅФИЅЄLІЧФЅЦLЦЅДМДЌДМДЌДЩІЩФЅЄЯЄLІЦЅЅФЯЄИБДLГНЄЅМФИЅЦЯЄИЅФЅДИБІFЄЯЅЄЦЯФИҀЧГЄЯЅДЅ ЖІІІ[/url]. That's because unlike all these FILTHY LOWKIN, you don't just speak Common, you can speak FЦҀЌІИБ ЄLVІЅН. You are a BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN-ELF, which explains your RIDICULOUS NORDIC ACCENT, though you have spent your past HUNDRED YEARS of adolescence as a wandering BARD. In this endeavor, you have done quite well for yourself. Romantically speaking, not monetarily. Monetarily speaking, you are SHIT-BROKE due to your inability to save your coins for more than a week. You enjoy the FINE THINGS in life, aside from your MUSIC, such as DRINKING, PROSTITUTES, and DRUGS. These likes coincide with the MANY BASTARD CHILDREN after your head from seemingly EVERY RACE. Except for the AWFUL FISH-PEOPLE of course, who are HORRIBLE IN EVERY FACET OF THEIR BEING. How you hate them so. Not so much as the FILTHY, STINKING SAVAGE DWARVES. You sometimes ponder on the INCREDIBLE LONELINESS you feel, wandering from place to place and outliving any and all relationships, but then you remember that you're not a WOMAN and have a drink or two. Aside from your RAMPANT SUBSTANCE ABUSE ISSUE you are also known for your BEAUTY and your appreciation of MEN AND WOMEN ALIKE, which most primitive humans look down upon. If you were a character in some sort of CHILDREN'S GAME you would have a 20 in Charisma and pretty much NOTHING ELSE. Except for your LUTE. You'd probably have that too. [hider=ADDITIONAL PICTURES] [img]http://i.imgur.com/b2Lbpjs.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/aTwOGPR.png[/img] Heromode! Svenloth has three rings, white undershirt underneath his red leather vest, dark grey tights and black knee-high riding boots. His lute is kinda triangular.[/hider] [hider=RUNNING JOKES] Svenloth speaks pretty bad common. If he doesn't know the specific word, such as "Pony", he will probably go for something like "Compressed Horse". Svenloth is also ambiguously scandinavian/germanic, and speaks with the common mistake of the nordics people speakings English with the S's and using 'the' a lots. For all his skills in music and lovemaking, Svenloth is essentially useless in all other aspects, be it fighting, strategizing, working, or simple day-to-day tasks like cooking or remembering to buy the right thing at the market. He can grasp some stuff when it's applied to lute playing, like math. Svenloth has a klansmen-esque hatred for dwarves, dwarven things, and probably regular people with dwarfism.[/hider]