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But before he unites a quarter of Galbar, rebellion happens.

EDIT: Well, maybe an eighth would be more accurate, considering the size of the planet. 
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Considerng how nice Alefpria is compared to the rest of the world (currently), all I can think of is this :lol

[youtube]https://youtu.be/9foi342LXQE[/youtube]

"Alright! Aside from trade, architecture, boats, magical wooden maids, magical wooden horses, sanitation, AND a reliable food source - what have the Alefprians ever done for us?!"
"Brought peace?"
"PEACE? don't make me laugh!"

(Honestly, Lif is probably gonna fail horribly.)