[s][sub]Asdfghjkl. I'll fix this later... Blah.[/sub]

Right then. Let's get started, shall we? So these are the options I have so far as possible background stories (you know, for why all this is happening?)  but if anyone has any suggestions -even if it's something completely different- let me know! Again: feel free to shout if you have any questions or constructive criticism. I don't bite unless you're deliberately working to piss me off ^=^.[/s]