[center]You awaken with a fuzzy head and no recollection of the TOTALLY DANK NOCTURNAL OCCURRENCES of the previous night. All you remember is taking a single sip of a strange AMBER WATER and passing out shortly after. You vaguely recall someone calling it APPLE JUICE. Nevertheless, you decide to go out with your PARTY in search of ADVENTURE.
Along the way, your party comes across a WRINKLED, TINY FLESH BEING that oddly reminds you of your estranged AUNT KEVIN. Must be the SMELL. Perhaps this SQUISHY HOOMAN can aid you?

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[color=8dc73f]Hello, pink meat bundle. Would you be as kind as to--[/color]

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>Diplomacy Check: FAIL

Maybe you should let someone else handle this...

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