[center][b][color=f7941d]% Steal LOOT[/color][/b]

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Seeing that your comrades aren't doing anything actually PRODUCTIVE, WASTING their time with some old chap [i]- who actually smells quite pleasant you believe -[/i] it's OBVIOUS to you that your party members have 0 points in the APPRAISE STENCH skill. You think about STINKING CASUALLY but then you remembered you ALWAYS do that PASSIVELY everywhere anyway. You decide to follow your INSTINCTS and make some PROGRESS on your "COLLECTIBLES" achievement.

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[color=f7941d]UUUHAHAHA HUUHUHU HAHA HUAHUAHUA! At last! My EFFORTS have been not in vain for Father Nature has BLESSED me once more. This SUPER-DUPER ULTRA MEGA [b]RARE[/b] collectible is so RARE that its RARENESS is RARELY demonstrated by the RARE fact that only other FIVE RARELY lucky adventurers have it, besides me who got it trough DAYS of RARELY submitted effort of course. 

Time to stash this BAD BOY in my really stylish BAG. Look at that BEAUTY.[/color]

You hold it for a few more seconds rubbing it EROTICALLY, spit and rub on it to make it shinier, kiss it then CAREFULLY place it in one of your free BAG SLOTS.

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