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[color=seagreen][b]I am he known as HERMAN, the QUEST-GIVER. I have been waiting for you travelers for MANY MOONS.
A quest of GREAT IMPORTANCE awaits you all.[/b][/color]

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[color=seagreen][b]Kindly step RIGHT THIS WAY, don't let your FREAKISH HEIGHT hit the doorframe. I don't want BERZERKER on my nice clean door.
PLEASE, make yourselves at home. Mi casa es su casa, AS THE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE SAYING.[/b][/color]

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What a CREEP. The QUEST-GIVER lives in some Unibomber shack with some TERRIBLE YELLOW THING, a FRIGHTENING PUPPET, and scores of SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY. In the corner is a RUG for the old man's mattress, a BOTTLE OF BOOZE, and a few BOOKS, TOMES, and MAGAZINES. Opposite the nest, is a DRESSER containing A CAGED YELLOW BEAST, an UGLY VASE PROBABLY, and a considerable SPIDERWEB. Not a QUEST to be seen. Hey, at least now you know where THAT SMELL came from. What will you do?