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Zeph is champagne watered down with hard beer.

Ed: Ilunabar is a punch bowl with a rubber duck in it. Logos is straight vodka.

Jvan is a juice box cleverly refilled with wine.

Ed ed: Vestec is cocaine.
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Lifprasil is a good tasting pint of cider.

Belvast is teleporting catnip.