[quote=@Threads of Fate]
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That information is classified. Most likely, the answers to nearly every question you have for me are classified as well. Even for information that isn't, it's best for me to err on the side of caution, so I doubt you'll obtain any satisfying answers from me. Whether that discourages you from asking or not, I felt it only fair to inform you. 
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Why is it classified? Why are you here? Why should we trust you? How did you get here? What is your name?