[@6slyboy6]Now you're just pulling my leg. :newlol

Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we all write in journalistic formatting! That way we only need to read the headline or the first line and we can ignore the rest.

[center][h3]Warrior Kills 8 in Bar Brawl, Slightly Injured[/h3][/center]
[indent][indent]The warrior killed 8 combatants and receiving minor injuries while frequenting the bar at the inn. Witnesses say he was provoked when an NPC questioned his masculinity. Bla bla bla, more text that adds details but doesn't actually change the circumstances or the results.[/indent][/indent]

LOL

But seriously, dude, if you are working overtime to avoid reading... you [i]do[/i] know you are on a text based roleplaying website, it's the nature of the beast. You might want to look into Neverwinter Nights(totally cool game) or that D&D online thing if reading is that cumbersome or time consuming for you.