[quote=@whizzball1]
<Snipped quote by Mammalia>

... Yes? Two months ago, you were here, and then you left, and you didn't come back.
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"Two months ago", the last time I was here, I went into my room to study and came out a few hours later. Then, after two days, I came here. And you mean to tell me that I have been gone for two months?