[quote=@Mammalia]
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"Two months ago", the last time I was here, I went into my room to study and came out a few hours later. Then, after two days, I came here. And you mean to tell me that I have been gone for two months?
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You've definitely been gone for two months. I mean, to be fair, I was gone for almost the same amount of time thanks to Svár taking us out for "shenanigans", but I asked people.