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[b][color=Lightblue]Name:[/color][/b]Well, my name is Chris AJ Meyer
[b][color=Lightblue]Aliases:[/color][/b] My grandma called me Chrissy, but I'm not allowing anyone to call me that here, in fact I haven't even told them about it. This isn't going to be announced, right?
[b][color=Lightblue]Age:[/color][/b] 27
[b][color=Lightblue]Birthday:[/color][/b] March 23rd, 1984
[b][color=Lightblue]Ethnicity:[/color][/b] Caucasian
[b][color=Lightblue]Birth Place:[/color][/b] Queens
[b][color=Lightblue]Years With Dunder Mifflin[/color][/b] I have been working here since the New Castle Branch began, really. Never really thought of it as something to keep track of. I thought I would be outta here before I knew it, but the place just kind of grew on me.
[b][color=Lightblue]Gender:[/color][/b] Male
[b][color=Lightblue]Major/Minor:[/color][/b] I went to Cornell and got a degree in Literature. When I'm not pranking people or actually working the 15% of the day I do I write.
[b][color=Lightblue]Occupation:[/color][/b] I am a paper salesman. I sell paper for a living on a little more than minimum wage. Now I didn't expect to be J.K. Rowling when I was done by college but I didn't expect to be doing this.
[b][color=Lightblue]Languages:[/color][/b] I know English. My mother tried to teach me French from the time she was over there but all I learned was 'The Boat Was On Water.' You want me to say it? I said I learned it, not know it still today.

[hr][hr][h3][b][i][color=Lightblue][center]Appearance[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h3]
[b][color=Lightblue]Height:[/color][/b] Last time I checked I was about 6'1
[b][color=Lightblue]Weight:[/color][/b] 260 pounds... I think...
[b][color=Lightblue]Build:[/color][/b] Well you can see me right here, but if you want me to describe myself, I have huge muscles, I wave around a hammer and I'm from Asgaurd. Oh wait, that's Chris Hemsworth in Thor, I'm Chris Meyer from Dunder Miflin. In that case I'm not completely buff but I do workout. I'm on the taller side of most in the office. I'm toned in the arms but more so in the legs as I run every night, but sadly I'm required to wear pants so you can't see my glorious calves.
[b][color=Lightblue]Eyes:[/color][/b] My mother said my eyes were chocolate brown... That night I had a freakish nightmare that my mother was eating out my eyes because they tasted like chocolate, so from now on I just say deep brown.
[b][color=Lightblue]Hair:[/color][/b] I guess I have almond brown hair, but it's ok to say that, I don't like almonds so I don't really have dreams of people eating out my hair.
[b][color=Lightblue]Skin Tone:[/color][/b] I'm not Twilight vampire white, I have some tan hue to me, so... Yeah.
[b][color=Lightblue]Tattoos/Scars/Piercings:[/color][/b] I'm all good on those, but when I was a kid I imagined a dragon tattoo on my back. Glad I didn't go through with that dream.
[b][color=Lightblue]Personal Style:[/color][/b] Black pants and a belt with a golden clasp. I call it my lucky belt because... Well I don't know I just do. I wear standard collard dress shirts and I black tie. If I'm feeling laid back I don't go with the tie.

[hr][hr][h3][b][i][color=Lightblue][center]Psychology[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h3]
[i][color=Lightblue][center]Comedian * Not Focused * Caring * Bends Rules[/center][/color][/i]

[b][color=Lightblue]Sexuality:[/color][/b] Im heterosexual. In fact I kind of have a cru- Actually, I'll save that for later.
[b][color=Lightblue]Relationship Status:[/color][/b] Single
[b][color=Lightblue]Personality:[/color][/b] Some of the people here are work-a-holics, all they do and care about is working, and that's great for them, but it's really not... Me. I love to joke and to prank, and to have some friendly banter with my co-workers. And yes, I know a lot of my salary is based on commission, so I do work, but I only really set my mind to things I enjoy, and working here is something I need for the time being, not something I really [i]want[/i] to do. But hey, I haven't been here that long, maybe it will change.

I'm a comedian, I like to joke, but I know when to stop. Sure I pull pranks on people, but only if If the people really deserve it, or if I have a certain disliking to them and they at on my nerves. I'm not mindless and I don't go around putting kind, sweet, caring people's staplers in jello. That's what I do to the ***holes who but the sh*t out of me. I'm not normally one for office romances, but if something clicks I'll go with it, which hasn't really happened to me yet, but there are a few people that I'm close with here. I try to be friendly with everyone, I mean they're my co-workers and after working with them this long a lot of them are like my family. 

Like I said before, working constantly nonstop isn't for me, but when I do work I take it very seriously. I'm trying to earn money, not lose it, and when it comes to clients I'm really what I put on my résumé, hard working and attentive, and I respect other people clients, and ind playing pranks in the middle of a call or disrupting one, is just taking it too far, though I can't say other people have that same belief. While I like to prank and joke around, I do have a soft spot. I got my mothers side and kind of alhave a warm friendly glow in the office, which is part of why I'm friends with mostly everyone here.
[b][color=Lightblue]Habits:[/color][/b] Ok, so a few bad habits of mine are biting my nails. I don't know if I do it because I'm nervous, or because I'm bored, but after Everest at work I come home with uneaven nails. I also tend to fall asleep during PowerPoint presentations, I mean, we have actual TVs... Use them.
[b][color=Lightblue]Hobbies:[/color][/b] I believe I stated this before, but I absolutely love writing. Hopefully I want to publish something one day, but I don't think I'm quite there yet.
[b][color=Lightblue]Fears:[/color][/b] I have a fear of failing to become a writer. As one of my biggest hobbies and something I want to become a profession, it would fare me apart if I failed at it. I have a fear that I'm disappointing my parents. I mean, I grew up to a rich family, with jobs in the field of medical and engineering, and I'm sitting at a desk in New Castle, Pennsylvania, as a paper salesman, and a wannabe writer. I also have a fear that I won't go anywhere. Either being that in this company or out of it, I just can't take the fact that I like be stuck as a paper salesman until I retire, which is completely irrational, but I can't help but wonder...
[b][color=Lightblue]Likes:[/color][/b] 6 minimal
[list][*]Writing
[*]Pizza
[*]Beer
[*]Pranking
[*]Larties
[*]Swimming
[*]Running
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[b][color=Lightblue]Dislikes:[/color][/b] 6 minimal
[list][*]Selfish People
[*]My Parent's Expectations 
[*]Society's Expectations 
[*]Boring People
[*]People without a sense of humor 
[*]Pickles... I don't even know why.[/list]

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[b][color=Lightblue]General World Skills:[/color][/b]
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[*]Book Knowledge - I am a total book nerd, I mean with a degree in literature I had to pick up some knowledge.
[*]Sales - I mean, I'm a paper salesman.
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[b][color=Lightblue]Combat Skills:[/color][/b] Um... Combat skills. Not sure why viewers would want to know that, but... What kind of documentary are your running here?
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[*]Guns - Overall, I'm not bad with a couple types of rifles. My dad ALWAYS used to take me hunting, so I'm farmiliar with the way most guns work. My dad also told me how to work a small pistol he had in his bedroom drawer in case there was ever an intruder in the house.
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[b][color=Lightblue]What Is On Your Person:[/color][/b]
Um, not a very usual question, but,
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[*]Gold Plated Wristwatch - It was actually my fathers but he gave it to me when I was 15. I guess I just kept it ever since without really noticing it. Now it's just part of me.
[*]Phone - I always keep my phone in my front pocket, because I find back pockets are easier to take things from. 
[*]Wallet - I have my wallet in my other front pocket with my ID, credit card, drivers license, and some cash.
[*]Keys - My house and car keys are on a key chain that is attached to my belt loop.
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[b][color=Lightblue]Desk:[/color][/b]
Well, my desk is one of the organized parts about me. It's color coded by... I'm sorry I just can't. At this point I just throw my sh*t in the drawers and I hope I can find it the next day.
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[*]Photos - I have a picture of me, my mom, my dad, and my older brother right before he went of to California for college. I also have a picture of my niece, Emily in a red heart frame.
[*]PrankBox - One of my drawers that I actually take seriously is my prank supply drawer. There are a couple items organized in there, but there is a big white box that was a prototype of a thing called PrankBox, which I was supposed to mass produce and sell online, but I never got around to it. One of the things in the box is a packet of 'weed'. It looks like weed, smells like weed, don't ask me where I got the fregrence, and it's just the right amount to get someone suspended without pay. So... I'm saving that one.
[*]Food - So there is an electrical outlet on the floor under my desk, I don't know why, but I took the opportunity to buy a mini fridge so I don't have to get up and get food from the kitchen. That's just my last side coming out, and to make people jealous I have a mini fridge under my desk.
[*]Out of State Drawer - Whenever I go out of state and the rare occasion of going out of country I put all my knick-knacks and pictures from those places in my drawer. It seems pretty stupid, but it's really sentimental to me.
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[*] I drive a Chevy Cobalt. It's really not that bad. It gets me places and I can pick up my niece with it, so it's perfect for me.
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[hr][hr][h3][b][i][color=Lightblue][center]History[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h3]
[b][color=Lightblue]What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin:[/color][/b] Well I came to Dunder Miflin right out of college, in a spot where my degree couldn't get me anywhere at the moment, and when I saw a "NEW BRANCH, HELP NEEDED"'advertisement I took the opportunity to jump on it. I never really thought I would stay this long, but I guess it got to have this affect on me, where a lot of the people here who I would normally have considered friends were now like family. Knowing that. I couldn't just leave the place, so I stayed.

[b][color=Lightblue]Life Up To This Point:[/color][/b] Well, if you want to hear all of it, then ok, but I'm going to need a water bottle. I was born in Queens and raised in a rich household. My younger life wasn't great because I was the second born and my parents constantly praised my older brother Marcus. I was always funny as a little kid and tied to be, even when I got sent to a private school. It wasn't the same as at home. No one laughed at my jokes, no one really... Got me. I was the 'weird kid' all the way to about eighth grade. It only changed when I went to a public high school, but it wasn't he same. I was t the funny goofy kid I used to be, I was more quiet and reserved. I liked to read, and didn't really make any friends. By the time I caught up with myself it was already my senior year. That's when I started to create more friends and when I started becoming funny again. Of course it was a more mature sense of humor than when I was 5, but it felt good to be me again.

I'm t was great to finally become popular. I had my first girlfriend and my life was looking bright and I had only a couple more days to go before graduation. Graduation came and I was as excited as ever, when I realized only my mom and my brother were in the stands waving and smiling at me. Apparently that day my mom and dad had a huge fight, and my brother told me they were like this all the time when I was gone. A few weeks later I put the Mail on the table and noticed two different packets from two divorce lawyers. Once my parents found out I knew they wanted to talk about it with me. So in an attempt of escaping the inevitable I headed of to college, and for a while I forgot about the whole thing, of course it was on my mind, but I had more pressing things to do than worry about my parents issues.

After I got my degree I headed back home to find it sold to another family. My mom told me my things were in public storage and I decided to move into a small house in New Casle Pennsylvania, hoping once again to escape from my parents and the divorce. I stayed there for a little while working at fast food joints, until I decided to get a real job here, and Dunder Miflin, and honestly it's been great, well, it's better than scraping gum off the bottoms of restaurant tables. I guess that's where you can't find me now... But of course you guys already know that.
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[b][color=Lightblue]Character Quote:[/color][/b] "Don't bring the heat if you can't take it."
[b][color=Lightblue]Theme Song:[/color][/b] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktAXZebD0YI[/YouTube]
[b][color=Lightblue]Dirty Little Secret:[/color][/b] I won't say who, but I'll admit I have a slight crush for someone here in the office.
[b][color=Lightblue]Anything Else:[/color][/b] http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/138363-out-there/ooc[/hider]

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