[center][h1]S A F F R O N . S T I R P E S[/h1][img]http://i.imgur.com/QWAElj4.jpg[/img]
[i]A One Hit Wonder[/i][/center]

Just as Saffron and the boar were doing some Hardcore Major Brotherly Bonding, the Dragnan spied out the corner of his eye two of his party mates ambling over. Estelle said some pretty damning things about his new best friend, Saffron wrapping a defensive arm over the boar as he hushed it assuringly. [b]"[color=brown]Uh, don't be vulgar,[/color]"[/b] he scolded her in his monotone voice, rising from his squat and reaching into the back of his cloak, about to grab a dagger, already making a firm decision to cut the rope. Clearly his party was assembling, and clearly no one was stepping forward to claim the boar, and clearly the town had a monster problem, so if the thing disappeared they could just pin the blame on the monst-

[b]"Ay! Watcha want with me boar!"[/b]

Fuck. 

[b]"[color=brown]I want his blood.[/color]" [/b]
Shit, he didn't mean to say that out loud. Before he could make up an excuse, the final piece of the Shabu Shabu Puzzle literally fell into place, disappearing in a blink with his ex-new-Best Friend. [b]"[color=brown]Grímhilðr![/color]"[/b] he shouted after the runt, watching as she headed straight for the market. The number of funds and town hate immediately calculated in the Dragnan's mind, and he turned to Rhein- oh, the scribbles were poorly taken care of- his brows in a slight frown. [b]"[color=brown]Is it too late to officially quit this group yet.[/color]"[/b]

Having recovered from the shock, the butcher suddenly shouted in frustration, Saffron, jumping and turning, an automatic, [b]"[sub][color=brown]Okay damn, I [i]won't[/i] quit,[/color][/sub]"[/b] leaving his lips at a barely audible level, overpowered by the butcher's louder scolding. [b]"YOU TOOK ME DAMN BOAR!! ONE OF YA'S BETTER PAY UP O-"[/b] [i]CRACK.[/i] Handy for magic tricks as it was, Saffron's stave also served as a handy club, serving a solid whack on the butcher man's head and knocking him out. Thankfully the crowd was too busy screaming "Boar!" and scrabbling about to notice Saffron's lucky strike, the Dragnan squatting and offering a peace sign, as though posing for a picture, next to the body.

Directing his attention to Rhein, and waiting a beat to let the background screaming and clattering really settle, he finally said, [b]"[color=brown]Uh, as leader, you should probably take care of that.[/color]"[/b]