[quote=@Lady Amalthea]
[@Morose] ~in reply to Jack~ Zoie: Sex crimes? Well I be gotten two ya can book right now. One fer adultery ~tosses Dick at him~ and one fer perversion ~tosses Ryan at him~ lol
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Jack: Well, uh...You see, ma'am, this isn't my juhisdiction. But I can give 'em a rousing lesson on the truth of Revere's midnight ride.