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Nope.
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-Canon- That's terrible. You're missing out.
-Spectre- Allow me to explain. We come from the country of Minstrel, where we worship the Great Bard and our main focus is, of course, music. Out of Minstrel come master bards, called Bardians, who are trained in the secret art of Bardian magic, which allows the bearer to tell the ultimate story. They are renowned across the continent.