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Why?
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-Spectre- Because you're bored?

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That's weird! What color is the great beard?
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-Canon- *chuckles* Not the great beard, the Great [i]Bard[/i]. A bard is someone who sings, basically, so the Great Bard is someone who sings that also happens to be our god.