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The long march continues.

Confrontation is a part of the night with Hunter S. Thompson showing Andrew WK up by finding a cave full of craft beer. However Hitler proves the strongest in the following contest and beats all comers, forcing them from his party cave and into the deepest night. The father of Gonzo Journalism will sleep cold, alone, and sober tonight. Maybe he could seek out Andrew and share his Coors at the least?

VilageidiotX and the 343rd Airgroup get to buisiness and begin writing fiscal reforms. For what and to who: who knows. Maybe Cognress will take up their cause as well as following their pleas to declare war on Canada if they survive?

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Weapon XI's plan seems to involve killing as few people as possible. Maybe this to save energy? Whatever it may be, it won't be doing him any favors in the kill-count category. Not with people like Knight Shade lurking the woods with aqua-based weaponry. Or Stephen Hawking for that matter, who kills VilageidiotX with a knife.

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RIP in Pepperoni.

Taaj's dog is murdered by Hitler as well. I guess the dog just wasn't Aryan enough for him. All the same, the previous song applies in that emotionally cliche way in all the animal shelter commercials. I request Taaj make a mock commercial starring her dog in that vein now.

Kanye West kills American Symbolism with a trident, assuming the position of Most American Thing in the games for slaying the American Flag and absorbing his essence. All the while Kebab Seller dies of hypothermia with nothing amazing to his name as well as William S. Burroughs. 

Brownie Bun meanwhile sun tans so long and dangerously she cooks herself through. Rest in peace, loving wife, scientist, and silly horse.

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