Just now getting around to reading this and I'm crying laughing.

I'm devastated that my dog was killed by fucking [i]Hitler[/i], but I feel quite accomplished that I managed to off Vlad the Impaler before my time came.

[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
 I request Taaj make a mock commercial starring her dog in that vein now.
[/quote]

I'll work on it.