Jeez. My introductions are usually not written out. Usually they're half hearted handshakes. 
I'm Crass. Both literally and by name. Online at least. I'm a decent roleplayer I guess. 

Don't know what else to add, I'm utter trash at talking about myself. Unless I'm talking trash about myself. Then I got gossip for days. 

[i]Hey, did you know Crass can't dance. Smh that one needs help.[/i]

This got lame.