[color=f6989d][h3][center]Měihóu Niángniang[/center][/h3][/color] [hider= Current Appearance] [img]http://img14.deviantart.net/1310/i/2015/105/a/f/journey_to_the_west___sun_wukong_by_deepmazenta-d8a126p.jpg[/img] [/hider] In response to Titania's threat, Měihóu made the ever traditional "lips zipped shut" gesture. In response to the question about the old prisoner ruse, Měihóu opened her staff, revealing the scroll inside, which had these words in this black brushstrokes upon it, [color=f6989d]~Nope, nothing so hackneyed, watch this.~[/color] Měihóu twirled her staff-scroll around herself, momentarily obscuring herself from vision before revealing... Nothing. Měihóu seemed to be entirely gone. As the staff-scroll fell to the ground, half unrolled, words upon it read, [color=f6989d]~Taaadaaaaa, just like magic! Anyway, just say my name or hit me against something really hard, and I'll show up. If you think a giant staff is a poor choice of items to surreptitiously carry, just name an item you'd prefer me to transform into instead. I can go as small as a slightly oversized needle, but that's my limit. I can also do people. Or small animals. But I don't see any pockets on your outfit, Titania, so I figure you didn't want a sugar glider in your pants.~[/color] The staff scroll then bounced up into the air, twirled a bit, and Měihóu was back. And her scroll now read, [color=f6989d]~Gee, and I thought I was good at alienating people.~[/color] as she faced the whole Axon fiasco currently occuring. [@TheWindel][@FrozenPhoenix]