[@Skallagrim]
Fergus is wearing Red and White briefs, he's got a left leaning mohawk, a goatee and his light gloves are candy apple red. He weighs 250 lbs and is 6'3" tall. His body is very lean, rather than overtly muscular. I need this information for mental image reasons.

Edit: Also, after this Fergus will probably become a mainstay. Might have him learn some kind of pseudomagic to compensate for the difference in ability. 

Double Edit: We going for conventional rules or is this an anything goes except for dickshots and biting?