[quote=@Techspert]
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Well, if I were to brush off the ol' resume, it'd be as follows.
*Clears my throat*
Elite Haxor, Computer Wizardry Specialist in the field of Cyber Security and Artificial Intelligence, experienced in and developer of a great deal of dimensional hacking and macrocomputers.
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"... Fucking nerd, Lucky bastard who has the most powerful girlfriend ever, and The Guy Who Almost Ruined Literally Everything."