[hr][hr][center][h1][color=#00ff00]Jack Hudson[/color][/h1][img]http://i.imgur.com/Gh0uVPr.gif[/img][/center][hr][center]Location: Building F[/center][hr][hr]Jack lifted his own armpit and took a whiff. Staggering back slightly, he mimed choking on his own stench. In his grace, however, he actually did a bit more than stagger backwards -- he tripped over himself, narrowly catching himself from landing on the floor. Chuckling awkwardly, Jack sheepishly glanced up at Tatiana. [color=00ff00]"I, uh, I meant to do that."[/color]

He watched her go into the bathroom, his stomach clenching with nervousness still. It had been ages since they'd been able to walk into a house that they hadn't cleared themselves, one that was guaranteed to be safe. 

[color=00ff00]"Clean clothes?!"[/color] Jack exclaimed, as if they had just won the lottery. Perhaps a bit too eagerly, he rushed over there, his hand still bandaged from the slight accident earlier that day. However, part of him felt a bit guilty. He didn't [i]need[/i] to shower, and he knew that Tatiana would relish getting to feel clean. He shook his head, his tongue poking out slightly from his grin. 

[color=00ff00]"Ladies fihst,"[/color] Jack explained, nodding for her to go inside. [color=00ff00]"It's only propah."[/color] He was a grown man, after all. He'd been through puberty, along with the phase almost each teenage boy went through, when they simply ignored their own stench. He could wait for Tatiana to finish up with the shower, and then, he'd get himself clean. [color=00ff00]"And aftah, how about we play some Monopoly?"[/color] 
[hr][hr][center][h1][color=#cc6699]Édouard Riviere[/color][/h1][img]https://67.media.tumblr.com/3c0f73120244ff7a672dfc2160e6df45/tumblr_mss6nmHKCn1sgl0ajo1_500.gif[/img][/center][hr][center]Location: Some Road in Arnco Mills, Georgia[/center][hr][hr][color=cc6699]"Svetlana..."[/color] Édouard mused, his hands folded behind his head. Shutting his eyes for a moment, Édouard took advantage of the moment. His new chauffeur wasn't up to his usual standards, that was for sure, but at least he saw his odds of survival as going up. With his cutlass and Svetlana's ugly bangs, the two of them could do anything. 

Well, Svetlana could do anything, and Édouard could relax. He'd finally have his lifestyle back. All he had to do was find some alcohol and everything would be perfect. Of course, after a few drinks, Svetlana wouldn't be as hard on the eyes anymore as well. It had been ages since he had some quality [i]sexe[/i]. The bangs would have to go before that could happen, of course. 

[color=cc6699]"ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!"[/color] Édouard screamed, watching as the car drifted into the shoulder, hitting an abandoned vehicle in front of them. Covering his eyes with his hands, he peeked through them every now and then, his heart pounding as the car tumbled into the ditch. The next thing he knew, he was upside down, immobilized. 

[color=cc6699]"J'ai...la...paralysie..."[/color] Édouard croaked, hot sticky tears flowing. No matter what he did, his leg wouldn't budge, trapped by the door. Attempting to pull himself out, his hand comes away, covered in the vicious red liquid. [color=cc6699]"Mon sang!"[/color] Édouard cried, attempting to find his cutlass, in order to cut himself out. He'd seen people amputate their own legs before in films, in order to escape from perilous situations. It'd have to work here, no?

[color=cc6699]"Svetlana...Je suis mort!"[/color] Édouard admonished, still reaching for his cutlass. It was all he could do to not faint, watching his blood drain quickly, and his leg pinned. The adrenaline could only keep him going for so long. His fingers were twitching, but he wasn't making any progress at all. His efforts were likely futile, just like the rest of his life. 

[color=cc6699]"Tu as besoin d'une....d'une nouvelle coupe,"[/color] Édouard murmured, his eyelids fluttering a bit. [color=cc6699]"C'est très grave."[/color]

[hider=Translations]ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! = LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
J'ai...la...paralysie... = I am.... paralyzed... 
Mon sang! = My blood! 
Svetlana...Je suis mort! = Svetlana....I am dead! 
Tu as besoin d'une....d'une nouvelle coupe = You need a haircut!
C'est très grave = It's very serious. [/hider]