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What the f---k man. You have literally just described my whole adult life over the past 2 months. Minus the cats. I have a very obnoxious self centered pup. Other than that tid bit it's like you looked through the windows of my home and just described what I've been doing.
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I have this special power called, "Netflix Vision," where any time you turn on Netflix and watch something super gay, or watch shows like Futurama and Bob's Burgers, I can immediately see into your household and watch as you cry into your bowl of ice cream because you just got your paycheck today and decided to go to the bank, but unfortunately, today was also the day you had to pay your bills so your bank statement literally reads: $2.53. So, now you're at home eating tear flavored, vanilla ice cream and watching Queer as Folk or Archer wondering why your job demanded you go back to school for your masters in English Literature. It makes no sense because you're an [i]accountant[/i], for God's sakes.

I have a lot of roleplays to reply to. This is what I'm doing instead. (^: