[quote=@HalfOfLancelot]
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I have this special power called, "Netflix Vision," where any time you turn on Netflix and watch something super gay, or watch shows like Futurama and Bob's Burgers, I can immediately see into your household and watch as you cry into your bowl of ice cream because you just got your paycheck today and decided to go to the bank, but unfortunately, today was also the day you had to pay your bills so your bank statement literally reads: $2.53. So, now you're at home eating tear flavored, vanilla ice cream and watching Queer as Folk or Archer wondering why your job demanded you go back to school for your masters in English Literature. It makes no sense because you're an [i]accountant[/i], for God's sakes.

I have a lot of roleplays to reply to. This is what I'm doing instead. (^:
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You've become my favorite person. I had surgery in June and so I'm in recovery (supposed to go back to work in September, but apparently I'm not ready so I might need another month or two) and all I've done is watch every single show you named, Archer is usually repeated, and I've been binge eating ice cream sandwiches and hot wings like my life depends on it. I've joined way too many roleplays, but I can't stop because how else will I occupy the 30 seconds between show changes on Netflix.